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Hello my name is Stéphanie, I'm 19 years old and I'm portuguese and french.

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私はポケモンの音に自慰行為

sansaofhousestark:


We’re always this closeAlmost, almostWe’re a Freak Show

We’re always this close
Almost, almost
We’re a Freak Show

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

thezenparadox:

raising—me:

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s dog won 3rd place at a Petco Star Wars contest. -ejara80

How the fuck is this the 3rd place winner?! Who the hell got 1st?!

thezenparadox:

raising—me:

tastefullyoffensive:

My friend’s dog won 3rd place at a Petco Star Wars contest. -ejara80

How the fuck is this the 3rd place winner?! Who the hell got 1st?!

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

general-darius:

evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

STOP

general-darius:

evianwaterbottle:

delete this rn

STOP

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions